After he pulls this from his stocking, it'll probably be the first time in years that he's wet his underpants. In order to get this pair of undies to be wearable, he'll need to drop them in a jar of water and watch them expand.
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400 classic games can now be yours! This retro handheld gaming console features everything from Contra to Excite Bike to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles! It's perfect for gaming on the go, but it can also be connected to your TV!
Look, we're not saying you need some motivation to start being more hygienic, we're just saying if you use this soap bar, there's money in it for you! Okay, we are saying you stink. Now wash up and accept this bribe, stinky!
For the dude who's the world's biggest Rick and Morty fan, this gift that casts a mock portal on his wall will make him smile and yell WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB.
Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren't your average gas station picks. You'll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.