You're gonna make them an offer he can't refuse when you give them this Dogfather t-shirt. The person who would leave the gun but take the border collie will get a laugh out of this movie-themed shirt with a doggie twist.
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Normally the gift of a vacuum would land you a spot in the dog house, but since this isn't one you'll have to push, you'll keep your honored place indoors. The Roomba iRobot Smart Vacuum cleans the floor for you, spends extra time in your home's high traffic areas, and has a sensor that keeps it from falling down stairs.
Toss out those crappy free calendars you got in the mail, the pooping pooches calendar is here to keep track of your year. For each calendar sold of a dog taking a dump, a dollar is donated to help animals in need.
If they've got a couple of print portraits of their pooch, get them a portrait they don't have yet with this incredibly detailed personalized pet photo blanket. Choose their favorite color for the background and their pet will sit against it in glorious 50"x60" size. Both your friend and their dog will love snuggling up in the soft polyester throw.
During the dog days of summer, your pup might be feeling the heat, but when he climbs into this underground dog house, he'll be chill in no time. The plastic cavern keeps your dog safe from the sun's rays, and on a rainy day will keep water out of their underground hound hut, too.