A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it's an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You'll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.
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This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.
For the dude who's the world's biggest Rick and Morty fan, this gift that casts a mock portal on his wall will make him smile and yell WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB.
Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren't your average gas station picks. You'll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.
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