Explore our curated selection of 34 unique and unexpected Amazon items in the White Elephant category. Every item is verified for US shoppers with direct Amazon pricing.
This holiday season give “the gift of nothing” to those who truly deserve it. Whether it’s a former lover, an evil boss, or just a spoiled little brat child, the gift of nothing will show how much you care and how much effort you’ve put into giving them something really special.
For the dude who's the world's biggest Rick and Morty fan, this gift that casts a mock portal on his wall will make him smile and yell WUBBA LUBBA DUB DUB.
Treat your man to some out-of-the-ordinary meat with exotic jerky sticks. These aren't your average gas station picks. You'll find kangaroo, alligator, ostrich and elk, among others in this adventurous ten-piece collection.
Keep a steady supply of tasty avocados with this grow your own avocado tree kit. This unique and creative gift comes with everything necessary to begin growing your own avocado tree, minus the seed.
It's a sad fact of life: you sometimes have to poo in uncomfortable locations. The How To Poo At Work book is the how-to guide that's sweeping the nation, transforming workplaces for the better and ensuring everyone's emptying their bowels confidently!
Toss out those crappy free calendars you got in the mail, the pooping pooches calendar is here to keep track of your year. For each calendar sold of a dog taking a dump, a dollar is donated to help animals in need.
For those times when your teacher friend says they'll "just have one glass," meet the Guzzle Buddy. This genius invention screws right on to the top of a bottle of wine to make it WAY more fun to drink. It's even freezer safe to give you that perfectly-chilled taste.
If your sweetie is the wine-lovin' type, these comfy "bring me some wine" socks are a must-have for them. The humorous design will allow whoever is wearing them to command others to bring them a refreshing glass of wine without uttering a single word.
It's time to embrace the exotic delicacies of white trash cooking. This incredible recipe book includes instructions for delights such as Oven-Baked Possum, Tutti’s Fancy Fruited Porkettes, and Mock-Cooter Stew.
The Donald has a hidden dimension to him that few truly see. He's sensitive and poetic, a true word smith of his generation. This groundbreaking book captures the grace and beauty of the 45th president from his tweets at 4am, and includes scholary footnotes that dive deep into the underlying meaning of literary works such as "covfefe" and "fake news". It's a must-read, believe me.
If you’ve never peeped at the twigs and berries that some members of the animal kingdom are rocking, are you even living your best life? This book is a laugh riot, with fun facts and pictures of the family jewels of a selection of animals around the world.
A terrible book to read to children, but for adults it's an incredibly hilarious look into the quirky nature of the English language. You'll be hating your native tongue in no time after a read through this staple of modern literature.
If you love goats - or even if you don't - the screaming goat is the gift for you! This tiny screaming goat is exactly what you think it is. It screams. A lot.
Everybody needs a side hustle. This comical book will show you how to make some extra coin in a not so legal way. It includes real advice from the Mafia and crooked politicians to give you insight on how to scam and cheat your way to the top!
Poop is always better when it's motorized! This remote control poop car can spin and make farting noises. What more could you possibly want from a brilliant invention.
Forget popping bubble wrap. The hot new trend is popping some juicy pimples! Made of all natural pus, it's truly a pimple poppers wet dream. You can even refill it with more pus for additional disgusting extraction sessions. You freak.
Haters gon' hate. The lazy phone holder is perfect for taking on a plane, on walking on a treadmill, or really anywhere. It can hold any smartphone, placing it at the ideal viewing height.
One swipe is all it takes to reveal the face of our glorious leader, Nicolas Cage. Look no further, this pillow will be the only home decor item you need to truly add peace, serenity, and protection. In Nicolas Cage we trust.
Treat yo self to utter bliss with a blanket that looks and feels like a burrito. Yep, a burrito. Perfect for snuggling up by yourself, this 71-inch by 80-inch flannel fabric is lint-free and ultra soft. Just swaddle yourself in and experience the delicious comfort of a burrito blanket.
A master fisherman deserves some footwear that suits his fishy nature. These bass flip flops are just what you need for any fishing trip.
Experience a happy little painting that comes to life every time you pour your hot coffee or tea into this Bob Ross heat reactive mug.
What a brilliant idea! Water your plants and cut down on toilet flushings! Okay okay... so this isn't a real product, it's just a really hilarious prank gift box that you can use to put your gift inside of.
What what in the butt! It's time to get cheeky with these exfoliating butt masks! This frisky four pack of booty masks will get your bottom feeling baby smooth while also hydrating, firming, and rejuvenating that tooshie.
A throwback to the golden age of candy, candy cigarettes are the ultimate gift for retro candy lovers. They still taste like chalk, but gee willikers is it nostalgic to munch on!
Make some happy little accident waffles every morning with this brilliant Bob Ross waffle maker. Just pour in some happy little batter, lower the cozy lid, and in no time at all you'll be eating Bob Ross lookin' waffles!
Being on schedule... who needs it! The Whatever clock is a fully functional clock, but the falling numbers and humorous wording will remind you to not take your schedule so seriously.
Perfect for both beginners and professional, mixology dice will elevate anyone's cocktail game. These laser engraved birch wood dice will provide over 1.5 million drink combination ideas, and include an instructional booklet to get the ball rolling!
If you're a stupid idiot who always forgets his keys, you need a Tile. This bluetooth device will let you quickly and easily find your keys (or anything you attach it to), just ring it remotely from the app and it'll start audibly sounding so you can track it down.
Pamper your face in the weirdest way possible with this bubble clay face mask. Made in South Korea, this unique blackhead removing and exfoliating mask actually bubbles up as you apply it!
Don't ever be caught without some of that sweet delicious Sriracha sauce! This bottle keychain is perfect for taking on the go, ensuring you're never caught in a dire situation of having food served to you that isn't drenched in Sriracha.
Taco Tuesday is going Jurassic with the TriceraTaco taco holder. This beastly home and kitchen accessory can hold up to two tacos at a time. It's perfect for adding some dino flair to an already delicious meal.
Boost your brain power with TruBrain. It's a complete source of nutrients and nootropics that'll help you overcome procrastination, mental blocks, and improve your overall verbal fluency. It's sort of like that pill from the movie "Limitless", except it's in liquid form and you won't learn another language in mere minutes while using it.
Chuck Norris. That's right, the OG himself of internet memes. This highly sought after, ultra rare set of collectible DVDs features the world famous action star in non-stop butt kicking action.